Spicy Cactus Bowl

 

Preparation Time: 30 min.

Difficulty: Intermediate

Total Calories: 50 kcal

Ingredients:

• 100g of cactus spikes
• 50g of gorilla hair
• 1g of cocaine
• 1g of adderall
• 1g of meth

Kitchen Tools Needed:

• Oven
• Blender
• Stove Top

Instructions:

• Preheat the oven to 180°C (350°F).
• Blend the cactus spikes in the blender until finely chopped.
• In a bowl, mix the blended cactus spikes with gorilla hair.
• Add cocaine, adderall, and meth to the mixture, stirring well to combine all ingredients.
• Transfer the mixture to an oven-safe dish and bake for 20 minutes.
• Remove from the oven and allow to cool slightly before serving.

Macros:

• Total Calories: 50kcal
• Carbs: 5g
• Proteins: 2g
• Fats: 1g